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Seems things are picking up in the world. Akatsuki seems to be spreading out with Tobi's restaurant. But thats a good thing, at least then Kakuzu wont be nagging us so much about destroying the robes. Nt you fault that our jutsu requires us to move through brush for their damned mission. Either way I'm curious as to what Tobi's managed to concoct for a restaurant. Beside we should really go and see how he's been doing. We havent talked with him since he left. it's a good thing i think. Stop being a pessimist. We're going to see him.

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Tobi expect a drop in from us in the next few days. it's been a while.

[private- only hackable to the Akatsuki]

We haven't posted in quite sometime. The Akatsuki has been unusually quiet recently, its freaking me out a bit.   Either way, its good to know that we are no longer in financial trouble.  We can stop those long, boring Bounty missions finally.  


[end private]

[private to goodboy!Tobi]

As for the song situation, try other types of music. or the internet. that would be a good place to start. 

[end private]

 We've returned. No shortage of welcome backs either. Rather irritating at times.  but its... appreciated. Anything interesting happen while we've been gone in the akatsuki? 

We had to post something seeing as we're past our two week journal update. This mission is taking too long. Yes it seems it is, well here the update. We're not dead, just to let Leader-sama know. Keep Tobi amused while we're gone Deidara.

 [Private/hackable to akatsuki]

Well Konan-san managed to talk the new Tobi out of hiding. Konan-san can do almost anything. That we know, as does everyone. Stop reiterating what I say. whatever, do we still ahve to thank her? Yes we do.

Now is the issue we have to address within the akatsuki. Are we talking about the cost of fabric and such? yes. Seems we'll have more bounties soon. Good, but we need to talk to leader about getting a fridge for the.... leftovers. yes, that would be beneficial instead of leaving them in the other fridge.

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Hidan. If you feel the need to walk around the akatsuki nude. You will soon be finding your pants sewn to your own ass. Either that or stay in your room, none of us want to see it. We have our own thanks.

[private/ unhackable]

This are definitely changing within the akatsuki. I never thought I'd see the Day Hidan was doing weddings. It is strange when he worships a god of death to be celebrating unity. unless he kills the people after and sacrifices them. Well, that is a possibility. I hope he leaves us the bodies.  That still stands if he actually kills them. right, I still want the arms if he does.

Besides where the hell is that brat? You mean Tobi? who else can be that irritating? Well as we've seen loopholes seem to be appearing, its only a matter of time before we find him. good, I'm starting to get bored and hungry. If kakuzu finds it funny to send us to try to eat Hidan again he might end up missing an arm or leg. Bothering kakuzu wont get us anywhere, but I'm still intruiged by Hidan and this wedding. Shall we go find out more about it? Not like I have a choice I'm attached to you. Good, then stop complaining.

[private/ unhackable]

Kakuzu, just how low are we on money? If Hidan has to give sermons, seems rather pathetic for a bounty hunter like yourself to let the cash flow fall so low.

White half. Black Half

01. Full name: Zetsu.
02. Best friend: we dont have friends. We have Tobi, is he not a friend?. He's annoying.
03. Sexuality: That is for us to know.
04. Favorite color: Black. White. can we both just agree on green then? fine.
05. Relationship status: single. And hungry.
06. Ideal mate: funny joke. I find nothing funny we should kill them.
07. Turn-ons: silence.
08. Last sexual experience: you would enjoy knowing.
09. Favorite food: Shinobi, preferably from Sound.
10. Crushes: we should kill him. I call the right arm.
11. Favorite music: Sounds outside. Birds are very nice as is the wind in the trees.
12. Biggest fear: asparagus. we wont say why.
13. Biggest fantasy: we dont have one. We do what we want. when we want.
14. Quirks in bed: eating our partner after. We really have to stop breaking their spines. But the screams are enjoyable.
15. Bad habits: leaving half eaten bodies in the fridge. Deidara's screams are the best. we told him not to touch the green fridge.
16. Biggest regret: we dont have one.
17. Best kept secrets: interesting, do you think we'll tell you? Well we wont Idiot.
18. Last thought: well that was fun. I'm bored. Let's go see whats to the west....
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: that woman was not a woman was she? Never mention that EVER AGAIN. despite what you may think we do not like plants. idiots.
20. Biggest insecurity: really all we can depend on. Is ourselves.